Now, this is kinda my favorite page of the whole site,
'cause it's about me. AAAAAAAALLLLLLL about me! Here I
get to talk about myself and nothing else. It's
wonderful!
My name is Martine Carlsen and - yes - I am the "Carlsen" of carlsenCards.com. In
other words I am THE "Carlsen". And that's all there is; ME!
carlsenCards.com is just me. I do everything; the cards, this site, the music, I even vacuum the
floor of my office (which is in my living room!).
When I work on my eCards, I'm my own boss and my own employee, and I REALLY like
working for me. Boss-me is understanding, nondemanding and tolerant!
And employee-me is hardworking, flexible and - well -
cheap! Boss-me and employee-me have the best
boss-employee relationship on the planet. We get along
so well. Agree on everything. Never argue! Working for
me is THE BEST!
Actually I do have one more employee, and it would
really hurt his feelings if I didn't mention him; my
wonderful Mac G5 dual 2.3 Gh. His name is Sean2 (I gave
him an Irish name, because he's assembled in
Ireland!), and he's a good employee, too! Couldn't do
my job without him. Literally!
There's one more thing I have to mention. Well,
actually TWO things. These are not employees, but they
do help me in my work. They inspire me, they calm me
down when I'm stressed (that has been known to happen
: ) ), and they make my life a happier one just by
BEING THERE. I'm of course talking about my two cats.
You thought I was going to say CHILDREN, didn't you?
Well, they ARE my children, and that's just the way it
is!
Here you get to "design" you own CONGRATULATIONS eCard, and it's actually quite impossible NOT to make it kitsch. It's just a question of HOW kitsch you can get it.
New Happy Birthday eCard:
FORTUNE-TELLER RAT
Meet Madame Ratzinsky!
Madame Ratzinsky is a fortune-teller and she can read your palm. You just hold up your hand with your palm to your monitor, and she can tell you what lies in your future. Just try it!
